Green Jello & Whey Corp.
Green Jello & Whey Corp.
What's in the green jello today?
Some things are uniquely LDS—and green Jello might be near the top of the list. 😂
Introducing the official-looking-but-completely-unofficial Green Jello & Whey Corp. tee, a vintage-inspired tribute to the legendary green dessert that has appeared at church potlucks, ward dinners, family reunions, and suspiciously large Relief Society gatherings for generations.
With its old-school corporate logo aesthetic, this shirt makes green Jello look less like a dessert and more like a multinational nutritional conglomerate. Add a little whey for good measure, because apparently even Jello needs protein.
Whether you're headed to a ward activity, family reunion, youth conference, or just showing up to Sunday dinner hoping someone brought the good stuff, this shirt is a hilarious nod to LDS culture, church potluck traditions, and the enduring legacy of green Jello.
Green Jello & Whey Corp. — building Zion, one wobbly serving at a time.
Product: Next Level Apparel N6210 Men's CVC Crew
Next Level Apparel N6210 Men's CVC Crew
- 4.3 oz.,
- 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey
- Colors have a slightly heathered look
- Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage
- CVC blend
- 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
- Side seamed
| Size | Front body length | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 27" | 17" | 7.125" |
| S | 28" | 28" | 19" | 7.625" |
| M | 28" | 29" | 20.5" | 8.125" |
| L | 30" | 30" | 22" | 8.625" |
| XL | 31" | 31" | 24" | 9.125" |
| 2XL | 32" | 32" | 26" | 9.625" |
| 3XL | 33" | 33" | 28" | 10.125" |
| 4XL | 34" | 34" | 30" | 10.625" |
| 5XL | 35" | 35" | 32" | 11.125" |
| 6XL | 36" | 36" | 34" | 11.625" |