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Who’s on the Lord’s Side? Pirate T-Shirt

Arrr, who’s on the Lord’s side? Who? This vintage-inspired LDS t-shirt puts a playful pirate spin on one of the most recognizable rallying cries in Latter-day Saint hymnody. Featuring a muscular, bearded pirate captain in a sharp suit, classic tricorn hat, and unmistakable eye patch, the retro distressed artwork turns a familiar hymn into a hilarious question-and-answer scene.

“Who’s on the Lord’s side?” was written by Hannah Last Cornaby, with music by Henry H. Russell. The hymn appeared in Latter-day Saint hymn collections beginning in the early 20th century and remains Hymn #260 in the 1985 Hymns of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Its message is serious: courage, commitment, discipleship, and choosing to stand firmly on the Lord’s side.

But there’s something undeniably funny about hearing “Who’s on the Lord’s side? Who?” delivered with the cadence of a salty sea captain calling his crew to attention. The bold typography, distressed vintage texture, and pirate mascot lean into that unexpected humor while keeping the religious reference recognizable and respectful.

Perfect for LDS members, Latter-day Saint families, church humor, hymn lovers, and anyone who appreciates clever Christian t-shirts with a vintage pirate twist. Avast, matey—choose your side!

Product: Next Level Apparel N6210 Men's CVC Crew

Next Level Apparel N6210 Men's CVC Crew

• 4.3 oz.,

• 60% combed ringspun cotton/ 40% polyester jersey

• Colors have a slightly heathered look

• Pre-shrunk for reduced shrinkage

• CVC blend

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

• Shoulder to shoulder taping

• Tear-away label

• Side seamed